k max

why am i looking at anything

[k max @maxrosentown]

Chomp Me Mama Like a Dragon Meal?

Country folk band Old Crow Medicine Show eaten by komodo dragons at the Pittsburgh zoo.

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@waxmittert https://t.co/grqkMTBLbQ

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@comahan thank you for watchin 🫡💐

[k max @maxrosentown]

made an Ehrlich-lite video countdown of my favorite 2023 movies for the dreamers, the freaks, etc.

fun thematic songs, little montages, nice ten minute video to eat a sandwich to if ya ask me

https://t.co/LnTwdFtegH

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@cringe_genius important bts

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i keep accidentally saying "randomsauce" when i mean "Random House," which is not good because i'm a senior editor at Penguin Randomsauce

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grey's anatomy of a fall

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coupla shoutouts to @IamSandraOh in Anatomy of a Fall

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donate to help support medical response in Gaza, which is severely lacking in supplies and personnel
@MSF_USA https://t.co/Ehr8mP6P1I

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if i start eating something while watching a movie, a character *will* start throwing up

rule of Max

[k max @maxrosentown]

@claytatum my dad, despite being a grown man my whole life, has always said he's 6'3 and 1/2"

[k max @maxrosentown]

gotta give it up for @peacock's synopsis of John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness

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and old, which is key i think

a new Martin? never

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to have been there when Martin said this, wow

also wow at how weird it is that his name is Martin

anybody's name being Martin... hard to acknowledge that in an everyday way

never met a one in my life

[k max @maxrosentown]

correction: after checking my contacts, i have met a Martin and, no joke, one of the weirdest guys of my whole life

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imdb is dunking on people now? god bless

[k max @maxrosentown]

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[verypete lambert @Prof_Quiteamess]

I honestly recommend watching the entire LOTR trilogy with swedish subtitles on, just for this beautiful moment

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@waxmittert i think if we swapped 4 and 6, we could solve a lot of problems

1236 and 5478 are both improvements imo, especially 47

and 6 looks less silly coming before 5

i know a lot of 4 purists will balk at seeing 6 there, but if you're a 4 purist? you have more pressing problems

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@aprettybigmouth i think that's proved by the *2* likes

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the boy who cried milf

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@aprettybigmouth sometimes the first thought of the day is the best one