Maxwell

born to shit - forced to wipe

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

little free library but vapes

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

I think we shifted timelines again

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

MAGA House Republicans put out extreme budget proposals that would eliminate funding for over 2,000 border patrol agents – undermining our ability to combat drug trafficking.

My budget keeps our borders secure while expanding legal pathways for migrants seeking asylum.

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

the refs couldn't stop Rihanna and that's all that matters

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

the size of the text, lol

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Getting ready.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

Welcome to 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥

When you receive 𝟰𝟮𝟬 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦 you will earn 𝟭 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗞 𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞. When you earn 𝟲𝟵 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗞 𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗦 you can say 𝗔 𝗦𝗟𝗨𝗥

[Higgybaby @TheHiggybaby]

PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.

[abdulaziz @abdulaziz0m]

@e5quire Chris rock after Dave Chappelle get attacked on stage “is that will smith “😂

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

@cmfrederick99 coke++

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

gonna quit my job and sell real cocaine coca cola on etsy

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

ran out of coffee creamer and had to use ranch... again

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

please advise, thanks

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

@cmfrederick99 sex tape out next month!!!

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

@SkRoessner they're highly versatile

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

glass danimals

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

Shhhhhhh it rains here all the time remember?

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

pro tip: if you are flexible, and position yourself correctly, any shower can function as a bidet

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

thanks spotify for reminding what my favorite song was so I can listen to it 10,000 more times before the year ends

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

can't wait to see all the stupid conspiracy theories about why Facebook went offline

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

gonna have my vaccine removed if they mandate it

[Maxwell @maxrpowell]

@Axeypad1 I know it's been tough - I'm happy for you.