Max Salty

You tell me!!!

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

Why are celebs always looking sooo fucking bad on boats and how the hell are people always getting pics of it

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

@hyinns https://t.co/OYsstxuaVl

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

Hi just needed to brag that I dreamt I was mini golfing with the Spice Girls

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

@lrain0000 Uncharted Territories

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

@mr_goodtweet 69

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You need a certain stage presence to be catholic

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

Getting nostalgic for worse and worse things

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

@proseluvr Memoirs of a Midget by Walter de la Mare

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

@jzux https://t.co/SWFGLHNXrS

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

I don’t wanna see 2 to 3 people, sitting in a tiny room, all with microphones, EVER!!

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

Not to be dramatic but I dreamt that my friends killed my dog and then gaslit me about it

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

This guy lookalike contest. Right outside my window please. Every night at the stroke of midnight.

[Sean Patrick @sefo22]

A lot of queer people lead Italian lives

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

First thing that comes up when you search "i hate myself" on Netflix is... Young Sheldon!

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

Some days you just wanna scare everyone by posting about self-empowerment…

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

All of a sudden 100% of my Instagram ads went from photos of overpriced sweaters to text that says: “Create your unique trauma profile now” / “Discover the link between self-loathing and paralysis” / “Sign-up for our repressed memory recovery workshop is free”

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

Imagine me pole vaulting to “Clocks” by Coldplay. Now look down at your arm. You have chills.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Kinda wild how the song of the summer is Len’s “Steal My Sunshine” for a 26th consecutive year.

[Max Salty @maxsaltarelli]

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