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[schmader @maxschmader]

i’m tired of waking up hungover, blind, and confused and then having to awkwardly ask one of my roommates to help me find my glasses ...

[✧.* @HoodiiBron]

LMFAOOOOOO

[Why everyone loves Pokemon @pokemon_twts]

Need

[𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🌷 @nottydesignss]

I feel like Oswald wouldn’t partake but he would learn how to roll for you and give you a gift basket of little mary jane trinkets.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

A crab catching a robots swinging blade might be one of the hardest things I have ever seen.

[schmader @maxschmader]

“oh yeah who’s the main character? fred soprano right?”

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

I painted the Not reals.

[Taylor @Taywitda_fro]

@maxschmader

[schmader @maxschmader]

@Taywitda_fro hahahahahhaa this is why i keep emergency snacks at all times

[schmader @maxschmader]

whoever is praying for my downfall please stop 🤦‍♂️

[schmader @maxschmader]

“say that again i was watching a girl make fake spaghetti”

[Democratic Seoulcialist @tonykchoi]

🧵There’s a Korean bakery chain called Paris Baguette (PB) which is as ubiquitous as Starbucks in Korea. They have your café offerings like below-average coffee and mediocre French-style pastry ubiquitous with Korean bakeries. #1u

[ǝɔıʇuǝ𓂀 @vinnieisnapping]

The way this just unlocked 7 different memory doors in my brain

[schmader @maxschmader]

@Taywitda_fro

[schmader @maxschmader]

@chuckiefeenster click it, or ticket

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

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[schmader @maxschmader]

@MattBaker_1 @aschmades

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