Max Schuler

Respectfully, I would never want to be you. Disrespectfully, you could never be me.

[Max Schuler @maxschulerr]

The blessed end zone and John 3:16 dead center #runthenorth #steelers

[Jenna Harner @JennaHarner11]

A priest just blessed the field with Holy Water

[Max Schuler @maxschulerr]

@PatMcAfeeShow @aqshipley Your Warzone shots are as accurate as @aqshipley @DOMinate_3

Venmo: Maxschuler

[Max Schuler @maxschulerr]

You can’t become the person you are destined to be staying in an environment that produced the person you are trying to outgrow 🧘‍♂️

[Max Schuler @maxschulerr]

The Jeep Wave, but it’s just two Honda Civics giving each other the finger

[Max Schuler @maxschulerr]

You are not “Little Mr. Funny” you are 23 and unemployed please do something productive this week

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

peace out king, thank you for the greatest delivery of any line ever

[Max Schuler @maxschulerr]

Never thought I’d say it… but when you realize vamping in music means repeating a short passage of music, Playboi Carti calling himself “King Vamp” and Whole Lotta Red is actually pretty great

[Max Schuler @maxschulerr]

🚨Breaking news🚨: Sources tell me @diggstape has gotten Tucker Dordevic to transfer to Saint Vincent College for a NIL with Rolling Rock

[The Coaches' Journal @TheCoachJournal]

Doc Rivers' 5 Life Lessons:

1. Don't be a victim
"Life isn't fair."

2. Get over yourself
"To go far, go together."

3. Run toward pressure
"Pressure is a privilege."

4. Keep moving forward
"Get knocked down, get back up."

5. Finish the race
"Many will start, few will finish."

[SVC Men's Lacrosse @SVC_MLAX]

With the Fall Semester coming to a close, we are excited to announce our captains for the upcoming 2022 Season!

Congratulations to Tyler, Ethan, Alec, and Max!

[Max Schuler @maxschulerr]

About to run a 10K to spite all the people that think they are better than me for getting up and running in the Turkey Trot

[will @twothickscoops]

don't care look at this

[Cole Bennett @_ColeBennett_]

the good, the bad,
the amazing, the awful.
nothing lasts forever.

enjoy it all while it’s here.
life is short.

[Max Schuler @maxschulerr]

@Coach_Sag22 Bid*

[Max Schuler @maxschulerr]

@Coach_Sag22 Qatar gets an automatic bud for the 2022 World Cup bc they are hosting so the gold cup invited them to get them prepped for that level of competition

[Max Schuler @maxschulerr]

Big suns guy now eh? @hard_TOOSI_it

[Phoenix Suns @Suns]

🏡 Welcome to Footprint Center.

[Max Schuler @maxschulerr]

@Jared_Panza80 If it doesn’t make you 😓, just wait a few years and it will

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Millionaire rock star who is actively having sex with Megan Fox : “I represent people who are not cool.”

[Max Schuler @maxschulerr]

@the_post_game @SVC_MLAX will vouch I am a big glue guy, and @diggstape will vouch for St Vincent men’s lacrosse 🤝

[Max Schuler @maxschulerr]

@_ryanharks We had maybe 150 cases on campus all year too this spring, it’s ridiculous