max

never under any circumstances should you fake the funk on a nasty dunk

[max @MaxSleeze]

@JeromyYYC why is every single goddamn road in this city under construction I am living in hell any time I need to go anywhere for the love of god do something

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Blue Jays pitcher Brendon Little has been optioned to Triple-A Buffalo.

[max @MaxSleeze]

.@BlueJays IF I HAVE TO WATCH BRENDON LITTLE THROW ONE MORE PITCH IN A BLUE JAYS UNIFORM I WILL TAKE EVERY PILL IN MY MEDICINE CABINET AND DRIVE MY CAR OFF A BRIDGE @MarkJCarney FIX IT NOW SAVE OUR COUNTRY

[MLB @MLB]

Colson Montgomery slugs a homer of his own!

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

Love meeting a friend’s boyfriend after they’ve hyped them up for months only to find out they’re just some guy named Max

[Milito @Milito177]

Selecting all images with traffic lights

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

type of turbulence where you look around and you’re like yeah this looks like a group of people who would die on a plane

[Levi Smith @L__Snipe]

Father Stretch My Hands x George Springer Game-Winning Home Run

[max @MaxSleeze]

have you considered the toronto blue jays

[max @MaxSleeze]

@TheReal_Tygerr @BoltUpYo @chargers

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

It doesnt sit right with me that we dont have another name for when your cousin has a baby. Like who is that to me? Also my cousin? No he's not

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Not a bit

[Chris @citehchris]

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

going to the movies fucking rules

one of the great things in life

go as often as you can

[max @MaxSleeze]

@TheReal_Tygerr @TrumpDailyPosts @realDonaldTrump @POTUS45 hell yeah cheers brother

[maha @mahaaaay]

saying “allen iverson?” really loudly when people mention AI

[Cade Onder @Cade_Onder]

real movie heads know how long the trailers run for at their local theater

this is a law for the weak

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

people should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i kinda love being hungover like waking up and talking to myself like a governor in a disaster zone. We Will Rebuild

[coffee @eventualforever]

are you a real moviehead if you don’t see some shit you know is probably gonna be mid just out of pure love of the game

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

hm. joke didnt land. now i have a bonus challenge, show everyone im normal about a joke not landing