Maximilian Somerset

Celebrity Magician and Unusualist.

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@sonnysehra Its a bit like all the songs of Graham Kendrick before they were written!!

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@Ali_BinLami @realMaalouf I think “covering their body” it’s probably putting it mildly. Are you sure they want to? there are women in Tehran and Iran have been in danger for disagreeing with you.

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@HellenicVibes I think they should frame the artwork and the corpses and make the whole thing a bit like a Damien Hurst

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@DBashIdeas Shut coffee shop down immediately

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@NOWTV you charge me £38 a month just for internet. Every day its like this. I think I’m due compensation. Sort your company out

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@SamanthaTaghoy the boy is philosophically sharp. He understands that throwing world views in a blender doesn’t necessarily equal the best case scenario. The other man with the hair gel needs to do a course in philosophy.

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

I’m not the only one with no internet NowTV @NowHelpTeam any chance of giving us the service we pay for ? Or a refund ! ?

[Joe gallimore @JG_Videography]

@NOWHelpTeam is there a problem with NowTV Internet in the UK? Routers showing connected but nothing coming through!

[Joe gallimore @JG_Videography]

@NOWHelpTeam is there a problem with NowTV Internet in the UK? Routers showing connected but nothing coming through!

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@STORMIMFMAYA You see, when you set yourself up as a product then people who “buy the product” get upset when it doesn’t do what it says on the tin. The problem is, you were never a product. You were always a person. People in entertainment forget this to their own detriment.

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@LozzaFox Penny was previously a magicians assistant at the IBM. Charles, the third is a member of the Magic Circle when she handed him the sword, I half expected him to chop her in half.

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@jk_rowling Of course. Due to faulty logic It’s rather strange that in an age of safeguarding, we would let dogs who self identify as cats into the kittens changing rooms. You are quite correct. Anyone with half a brain cell will demolish most of these faulty syllogisms which cause havoc

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@EndWokeness Well I’m shocked, I had no idea that Adjoa was so incredibly racist. Maybe she wasn’t aware that the Royals are of German and Greek descent. Education, education, education

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@HerdImmunity12 Whilst you are about it, take out the cameras for Congestion Charge. They even make money out of church goers coming out from churches back to their cars Sunday mid day. Bailey described them as “worship tax”

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@MayorofLondon you had your face set against defunding @metpoliceuk and now who will save the ambush of your Napoleonic ULEZ scheme? Hoisted by your own petard my dear

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@STORMIMFMAYA @afropunk https://t.co/I8V42ikEVB

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@TheFreds @MayorofLondon @mayoroflondon even your own people want you out now. They want your tyranny of a “cleaner greener more expensive and bloodier London” to end. Ps We will have Her Majesty on the 4th Plinth if we decide. Not that you ever took us into considerations in any of your posturing

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@jk_rowling @JuliaHB1 @NicolaSturgeon There is a huge degree of naivete with regard to the wickedness cunning and sinfulness of mankind across-the-board. There are people who abuse charities there are teachers who abuse their status, and there will be men and women who will abuse the trans-platform to transgress

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@STORMIMFMAYA Black/ofcolour..or are we all part of the human race? Love knows no colour, neither does the taste of celery or a sense of humour. Culture is oftenmistaken for colour but scripture says there is no male,jew or gentile IN Christ. More importantly&significantly are YOU in CHRIST?

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@RobTopp1973 @DoulosDean68 @anglicanink Come to ours st Mary’s Bryanston Square Marylebone. We want you here !

[Maximilian Somerset @MaxSomerset]

@malbec_roman @ThevoiceAlexa There were people who intentionally and deliberately broke the rules under the eugenics regime. The rules were made. Doesn’t really say much does it