i am so bad at this for some reason

I do stuff with A.I. + brands / husband / dad / autodidact / polymath / unstable idiot / pretty much amazing

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

The “finding out” phase usually fills me with joy, but right now it’s just fucking sad.

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@vMichaelv Dawg. It’s 2023 and you just on this?

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@lukeoneil47 Find a River > World Leader Pretend? The fuck out of here.

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@lukeoneil47

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The Journal thing is low key the biggest news from #apple #WWDC23 That type of info becomes a Rosetta Stone for their transactional 1st party data if it gets even fractional adoption.

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I’ve blocked so many local spam numbers in the last two weeks that pretty soon no one from 617 will be able to call me anymore.

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This right here is going to completely change advertising agency creative departments forever.

[Michael O'Connor @vMichaelv]

Oh wow. <3333

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@lukeoneil47 So nobody remembers Perfect From Now On? Total jokeshow!

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like “do you ski?”

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A prelude to a strange new world world of home-brewed iPhone mods, I’d wager. https://t.co/TSMKNMf8sq

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@lukeoneil47 This time the ghost is a second penis.

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@BillKristol @mattgreenfield It is so exhausting watching these people realize that everything we've ever told them about Conservatism and the hollowness of its ideologies has been true.

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@lukeoneil47 Truth. Lightning in a bottle, ‘twas.

[Rebecca Katz @RebeccaKKatz]

This may be the most Philly thing ever.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

BREAKING: Jared Kushner has reverted to Doll Form

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@Independent Boomer-ass editors.

[Michael Steele @MichaelSteele]

#SDNY he's all yours.

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Mood forever.

[nutty @megtheenutty]

SGEUWVWIAV

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

Oddly, I’m most excited that Karen Pence is being replaced by a Jewish entertainment lawyer.