Max St Romain

I make TV. I make movies. I make cocktails. Author behind @gastronautadf

Hago tele. Hago cine. Hago cockteles. Productor de la peli BIG JOY.

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Hay tres clases de hombres en esta vida: los que saben contar y los que no.

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Dear @instagram. For weeks now, your two-factor authentication system is not working. I am sure thousands of professional users are going through hell to resolve their login dead ends we are facing. What can we expect in this matter and is there anything we can do to expedite?

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So, when did X become a platform where everyone is doing some sort of poll?

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@A_doubleC_D I don't like to see the girls fighting, tho...

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@kennedyddoftx You were INCREDIBLE in that interview lipsync!!!

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I hope @WorldOfWonder posts side-by-side videos on Youtube of all the talk show interview lipsyncs VS. their original VH1 clips.

#dragraceallstars

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@PollSter_Mike1 Underrated: Dick Tracy

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@oelma__

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@GusanoDelBarrio Hipócrita.

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@RuPaulsDragRace @AlexisLives @TheBiancaDelRio Why is #thepitstop bringing guests who are seemingly unable to meet Bianca's energy?

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@BradOnMessage @SouthwestAir Those policies piss me off so much. This past fall, I took a very long series of flights, from Mexico to Thailand on Emirates. I am a large guy and was nursing a broken rib, and I was placed in the middle seat. Even in the segments where there were plenty of open seats.

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@kaitlancollins They might as well do their cover up work out in the open… at a Starbucks… at the park… or in the middle of a train station.... it's plain to see what they're doing behind closed doors, so why even bother? Grab a chair, your Sharpie and scrub away. Can we get you a coffee?

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@Heyjanedont So, is that why she's MAGA now?

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@NICKIMINAJ That's a lot of voting opinions by someone who is not elegible to vote.

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@MAGACult2 Your statements have more holes than swiss cheese.

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@PastorAlexLove So, do you think people become gay in the same way people become Spiderman?

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@PastorAlexLove

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@GodlyNations A hole where their soul should be?

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@lady_valor_07 k.d. lang

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@Milajoy Mistreated.

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@EdKrassen Oh my God, I just want to slap him around so bad.