R. Bret Walker

Part-time Methodist pastor, full-time Transportation Manager at Amazon, Bible/Theology major, and devoted family man.

[R. Bret Walker @maxthedork]

@MikeFOX29, those are tubas (and one baritone trombone). The ones that go around your body are Sousaphones, named for John Philip Sousa who invented them for marching bands. #learnsomething #themoreyouknow

[R. Bret Walker @maxthedork]

What if most of our spiritual struggle isn’t weakness—but misplaced love?
Romans 8 calls us to love upward and outward… or perish inward and downward.
New episode of Guerrilla Christianity is live.
https://t.co/6Jz4nr7S6s
#LifeInTheSpirit #ChristianPodcast

[R. Bret Walker @maxthedork]

@RealReckoningX I mean 5.56 ball round is nothing to scoff at.

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@oelma__ Help him pack.

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@RedEagleUpdates I protested quite a bit when I was younger. I knew the risks. I was willing to lay down my life for the cause. War wounds. Talk to the people at Selma and Birmingham.

[R. Bret Walker @maxthedork]

@StandUpForElonn "Somalis"

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UPDATE: they just added a 10 second snippet mentioning it. I take full credit for putting the pressure of an X post with 50 views on them.

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Way to go @ABCWorldNews for packing the news with tragedy and not a SINGLE mention of Usha Vance who, by the way, will be the first Second Lady in the history of the US to have a baby while her husband is in office. Bravo.

[R. Bret Walker @maxthedork]

@StandUpForFact Degree in gender studies. "Been trying month after month to get a job and there are none." I have no degree. I work at Amazon and have for ten years and make a good living at it. There's jobs, just none that will meet your high standards.

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@iAnonPatriot Yes I know what it means. It means scary, eerie, haunted. Seems appropriate to call Halloween "spooky." I also love that song, Spooky by Dusty Springfield.

[R. Bret Walker @maxthedork]

@joeroganhq No politician ever had any respect for me. All they are interested in is getting elected and staying in office.

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@Matt_Pinner Well you see, when a daddy helicopter loves a mommy helicopter...
I mean, refueling.

[R. Bret Walker @maxthedork]

@SenWarren They have tried several times to open the government but you'd rather let people struggle while you get paid.

[R. Bret Walker @maxthedork]

@otokyo I an 100% against mixed race marriages. But since the picture you posted shows two members of the human race, I see no issue.

[R. Bret Walker @maxthedork]

@TrumpsHurricane No and in fact I feel like we are sorely under-represented among sports mascots. What do we have, the 49ers guy?

[Danny @Truth_matters20]

"I go to war against this woke tyranny because there is a God who created the world & He has spoken. Fallen man does not get to disagree with the God whom has spoken. Flee from sin & find salvation in Christ."

—Voddie Baucham (03/11/1969-9/25/2025)

Rest in Christ, brother. 🙏

[R. Bret Walker @maxthedork]

@Pontifex Dear sir, as "head" of the church of Christ, could you please maybe mention Jesus once in a while?

[R. Bret Walker @maxthedork]

@VividProwess So, they hate the environment now? It's hard to keep up.

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@SarahAllisonFl Many religions demand you suffer for their god. Christianity says we have a God who suffered for us.