max n' cheez

The original 3 Beer oomfie. Retired D3 Track chump. Shortest member of Beer Twitter. Probably tweeting about my cat.

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

Showing this to my kid in 15 years when he won't take his eyes off the puck.

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Jakob Chychrun absolutely BLOWS UP Nick Cousins and Cousins was out cold 🤕

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

I'm beginning to think Andy has Alzheimer's.

[Sports Radio 810 WHB @SportsRadio810]

Andy Reid says “As far as the kicking goes, I'm going to stick with Butker."

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

The last time he did a good job Biden was in office.

[SleeperChiefs @SleeperChiefsKC]

Andy Reid on his decision to keep K Harrison Butker as the starter 🗣️

“Harrison has done such a great job for us—you got to give me a chance to work through it and we’ll see how things go.”

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

@KatanaCeo I disagree but they are invited to the cookout for the ranch.

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

Again, Ohio is not the Midwest.

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

Which states Americans consider the most Midwestern.

[erin ⊬ @97lec]

what is @GinaHinojosaTX plan to ban LED headlights

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

She said "do you love me" I tell her "only partly, I'm kinda in a place where I need to love myself at the moment"

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

How the fuck do I have more money than Rashee?

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨JUST IN: #Chiefs WR Rashee Rice’s #NFL paychecks have reportedly been revealed in his bankruptcy filing, detailing his financial situation.

Despite earning over $1.2 MILLION this year, Rice reportedly has more than $3 MILLION in liabilities and just $13,000 in his bank accounts.

His paycheck for one week in October reportedly showed:

• Gross pay: $43,000
• Take-home pay: Less than $15,000
• Year-to-date earnings: Over $1.2 MILLION

• Total assets valued at approximately $677,000
• Monthly income remaining after expenses: $3,610
• Mercedes-Benz valued at $53,800
• Super Bowl championship ring valued at $160,000

Rice also reportedly used his Super Bowl ring as collateral for legal fees, with approximately $185,000 owed to his attorney.

Much of his reported debt is connected to civil litigation stemming from the 2024 Dallas car crash.

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

Veach did this to our mid round picks finally.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Trade: The #Colts are trading WR Josh Downs to the #Chiefs, per me and @AdamSchefter, as Patrick Mahomes gets another playmaker.

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

BANG

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade: the Colts are trading wide receiver Josh Downs to the Chiefs, sources tell @rapsheet and me.

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

Veach send the trade!

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

A sea of red at Arrowhead ❤️

[The Kingdom @MahomeSZN]

I didn’t want to have to do this, but they have forced my hand…

SWIFTIES, CEASE HIM! 🫵

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

Fact 11: Butker needs to go. We can admit he was crucial but is washed.
Fact 12: We need to trade for a receiver. Tyreek is washed and won't be ready before our gauntlet schedule. Veach hasn't drafted well early rounds anyway so cut our losses and go get a guy.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

10 facts and stats from Sunday's win against the Jets ⬇️

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

"this first round pick could be anything, even Justin Jefferson!" When we could go try to get the actual Justin Jefferson.

[The Kingdom @MahomeSZN]

Does the front office genuinely think the WR room is good enough?

They can’t actually think that, right?

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

Brett Veach is sexually petting his copy of Moneyball figuring out how to copy Justin Jefferson in aggregate by getting MVS and Hollywood Brown for 2 7th round picks.

[Smith & Wesson Inc. @Smith_WessonInc]

"u ok?" no i’m thinking of the edmund fitzgerald

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

Fields and 2 firsts for Jettas who says no?

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Developing: The #Vikings have begun making calls around the league about trading for a quarterback ahead of today’s 4 pm ET deadline, per @AdamSchefter and me.

[Carson_Hudkins @ChiefsSzn_26]

Me as a chiefs fan watching other teams make trades while my gm is sleeping

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

If Veach doesn't trade for a WR we need to have a serious conversation about him. I do not care if we overpay.