max n' cheez

The original 3 Beer oomfie. Retired D3 Track chump. Shortest member of Beer Twitter. Probably tweeting about my cat.

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

Yeah man same number as Pat with 4 more games 🤣

[Built in Buffalo @BuiltInBuffalo_]

Josh Allen is the best QB of the decade.

It’s not even close.

#Bills | #ChiefsKingdom | #BillsMafia

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

'He said he's drinking a beer from every World Cup country. What do you mean you don't have any Ecuadorian lager?'

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

“Hope this email finds you well”

How your email found me:

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

@IamDijami Brodie Croyle

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

The most Royals sequence of events ever

[Anne Rogers @anne__rogers]

Josh Rojas went 1-for-3 in Triple-A today, missed his first flight to Minneapolis, caught the second one, arrived at Target Field around the eighth inning and knocked in the winning runs for the #Royals in the ninth.

He called the day “adventurous.” Sums it up!

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

I love being drunk as hell playing Forza 6 with my cat.

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

82 YEARS!

Carolina became the first team since the 1944 Canadiens to win a Stanley Cup Final game after trailing by multiple goals in the final 10 minutes of regulation 😳

[Shane Tuttle @ShaneTuttleNCAA]

Kansas and Kentucky’s men’s basketball programs are in advanced discussions to meet on November 18th at Churchill Downs, home of the Kentucky Derby.

A formal announcement is expected in the coming days.

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

We are fucked

[Grace Yarrow @YarrowGrace]

NEWS: Screwworm has been detected in Texas, USDA confirmed - marking a serious threat to US cattle and other animals

Larvae of the parasite were found in the umbilical cord of a 3 week old calf

Screwworm was eradicated from the US in 1966

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

An extremely dangerous maggot that eats human flesh called Screwworm has just been found for the first time since it was eradicated in 1966.

This comes after Trump cut funding for Screwworm monitoring programs.

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

This is like 15 9/11s

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

BREAKING: Red Wings captain Dylan Larkin has requested a TRADE, per @FriedgeHNIC 🤯🫣

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

Dawg he is French

[Bobby Burack @burackbobby_]

New “face of the NBA” Victor Wembanyama kept his arms crossed during the entire National Anthem ahead of the NBA Finals.

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

@ColeRagansSZN Lemon is the way

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

First of all, it's soccer.

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

I shaved my mustache

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

Just shaved my Mustache and I oddly feel great about it

[george @StokeyyG2]

8 DAYS TO GO UNTIL THE WORLD CUP.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Playoff record in seasons without a top 8 defense:

Patrick Mahomes: 13-4 record - 2 rings
Peyton Manning: 11-11 record - 1 ring
Drew Brees: 8-8 record - 1 ring
Aaron Rodgers: 7-10 record - 0 rings
Tom Brady: 6-7 record - 0 rings

Oh wow that's interesting.

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Kind of a fun irony in posting a gunfight from a European capital city to make fun of us lol

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

Big day for unemployed people

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 EXCLUSIVE: Lena the Plug files for divorce from Adam22.

Details: https://t.co/ygs8SqPTwM