Max Thornton

We all follow United

[Charlie @Charlanardo]

So he hates Ferguson, he hates Carrick, he hates Carrick’s wife and now he hates Bruno.

Good stuff, off you fuck then. No more United collabs, I hope the marketing team go nowhere near him.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Outright.
Without equal.
On a level of his own.

Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Max Thornton @maxthornton7]

Hates Fergie that much he’s turned to an utter bell end

[Manchester United Die Hard Fans @DieHardUtdFans]

They are lying now

[Max Thornton @maxthornton7]

😂😂horrendous

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

HOW ON EARTH HAS HAVERTZ NOT BEEN SENT OFF FOR THIS?!🤯📷❌

[Dave Coldwell @davidcoldwell]

Actually like that from AJ.
Didn’t dance to Fury’s tune.

And spoke serious and sensible with @woolyanna afterwards.

#FuryMakhmudov

[CULTRAS: The Culture Ultras @thecultraspod]

Obviously unacceptable but you do have to say that’s objectively hilarious

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Not enough is said about how much of a serious fucking anthem this is

[Max Thornton @maxthornton7]

@holtybfc 100% getting this one

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

Iran: “We will not participate in the World Cup under any circumstances.”

Panini CEO with the album already printed:

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

Louis Theroux’s next documentary should be on set-piece coaches

[Max Thornton @maxthornton7]

Whoever sanctioned the signing of Malacia must’ve been sniffing glue, tragic cameo

[Max Thornton @maxthornton7]

@T_I_F_G Used to rent it from Blockbuster!

[Max Thornton @maxthornton7]

😂

[Max Thornton @maxthornton7]

@FYMTommyGuru @rodjamesgiggs This still plays on my mind! From that day Keane’s pissed me off

[Max Thornton @maxthornton7]

Bell ends

[george @StokeyyG2]

Nicky Butt: ‘Haaland would pick Martinez up and run with him.’

Haaland was subbed off in the 80th minute after failing to have a shot on target.

[Max Thornton @maxthornton7]

🫡🫡

[The Good, The Bad & The Football @goodbadftblpod]

🗣️ "Haaland would pick (Lisandro) Martinez up and run with him"

No one's safe from Nicky Butt... 🤣

[Max Thornton @maxthornton7]

😂😂

[SV *Champions of England* @SVCarbaholic]

£10m+ payoff, get to leave Manchester and return to sunny Portugal?! I’d be dapping up the photographer too

[Max Thornton @maxthornton7]

@Soaringeagle45 @RhysDec

[Max Thornton @maxthornton7]

Fuck off

[Sky News @SkyNews]

The Chief of the Defence Staff has warned the UK's 'sons and daughters' may need to be ready to fight, following a separate speech from the Head of MI6, who also warned of Russia's growing threat.

Sky’s @haynesdeborah has more