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[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

“You better act right, or you’ll be flipping burgers for the rest of your life”
twist my arm

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

This ios update is very Cocomelon coded

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

BREAKING: I’ve started drinking. 🍷

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

@nolanbianchi He could set an edge or two

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

Take your antidepressants with a Happy Dad for best results

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

@BBGreatMoments Andy Dirks. I liked him because he got paid the lowest on the Tigers and so I thought that meant he must really love baseball.

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

Dawg

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

Siri, play Lions Won Again by Gmac Cash

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

Once Fetty Wap makes a musical comeback, the world will be set right again

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

brains burn out, booty lasts forever

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

@hashtagserinity nothing but bliss😌😌😌

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

@AyeyoKEJO Kerryon let’s squad up for 2042 bro i gotchu

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

@JustinMetti KOTOR!!!!!!!!! justin you’re the fuckin man

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

i have never hated the lions more than i do now

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Lions are waiving RB Kerryon Johnson, source said.

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

@hashtagserinity it’s all for the culture:)

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

poor Bella had to be put down today due to sickness, so a lil throwback to the cutest video of her ever

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

Aight

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

Yellow is HER color😤💛

[Ultimate @maxtomaz1]

why bella suxx

[Albion Athletics @gobrits]

That game-winning goal with two seconds left MOOD.