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edtwt | he/him | 19 | midwest | jewish antizionist | bedtime: 9:30 | “lowkey snoopy” - cade

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ok i am turning off notifications for this account, ily all but i was inactive anyway so

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ive decided im going to get jacked. figured you all would want to know

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@rv1vem3 DUDE

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the question was “if you could only have three apps on your phone, which would you choose?”… which one of you was this

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i didnt pay for them so idrc but thought yall should know

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these things are not as good as the gerber ones btw

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@lacesouI ily2! <3

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spaghetti squash and jelly beans for dinner #yum

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send help im getting urge to move to alaska after i graduate and teach in a remote village school again

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@lacesouI it does slap i was making it in my dorm kitchen allll the time

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@lacesouI damn lmao

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every day i get closer to my ambitions of being kurt russell in the thing (1982)

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for me every tuesday is fat tuesday

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@lacesouI farm boy should not approach me with his parents and younger brother when im at work if he doesn’t want to get fumbled

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farm boys stay away until im allowed to flirt with you it isn’t fair otherwise

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i keep seeing hot people at work this is awful

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The Church Breqd

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being lazy today because i have a 9 hour shift tomorrow but it feels baddddd