Dear Diary,
Today I escaped to the middle of a peaceful lake.
Birds chirping. Trees swaying. Zero responsibilities.
Put on my emergency banana-colored life vest because I sink emotionally.
Opened my diary.
"Dear Diary..."
...
Brain immediately went:
๐จ Crypto scammers. ๐ Rug pulls. ๐ฉธ Red candles. ๐ Portfolio -99%.
Next thing I know I'm fighting a giant red candle while a scammer is stealing my imaginary profits.
NOPE.
Jumped straight into the lake.
Fish can't launch memecoins.
10/10 would rather get eaten by a bass than watch another rug.
Anyway...
If I stop posting, check the lake.
If I keep posting, I survived.
$STUPIDINU ๐๐ถ๐๐ฆ