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born to piss, forced to drink it

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funniest part of takeing a shower is the water running off your dong makes it look like you're taking a 45 min piss

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@yegwave Game one Monday night blow out win. This guy wants us to celebrate like we won the cup?

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@2trat3gy @Grifa86 @NHL Canucks getting past the first round is laughable

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@HOH_Magazine @NHL Jelous h8r

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@gracejarvisohno Your grandad seems chill

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@michaellang95 "Come here often?"

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@sohoyeg Can I enter via Twitter?

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@Habsfan2004 @JackieBee_16 @hodgey_27 A

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Oatmeal raisin? More like goatmeal raisin

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@tyler_divido33 @Clauber1117 @EdmontonOilers @ryanwhitney6 @RearAdBsBlog Quit talking bout last year

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@michaellang95 ��🥴🤪🥵

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The older I get the more my retirement plan revolves around winning the lottery

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@heaviestboots That sounds pretty cool

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Soviet water polo player Petre Kako Mshvenieradze with his grandson, 1990s

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I always leave the seat up in the gender neutral washroom

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@JSJamato To win the cup you gotta get in the playoffs. Trade the farm now

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One underrated aspect of the holidays is doing cocaine while listening to Christmas music

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Cowboy Trump

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@fatherwashcloth Pussy Titty cruiser

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Jeffery Dahmer should have tried smoking a joint.