Mike Joyce

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[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

This is way too accurate

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

Someone asked if I like Norm Macdonald. I says to them I says Why you got tickets?

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

Thank you, @joerogan, for helping bring national attention to these potentially life-saving treatments for veterans and others living with mental illness, and for pushing this conversation into the mainstream.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Whenever the stock market reacts in a way that does not make sense, I come back and read this

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Never deleting this app 😂

[Michael Warburton @For_Film_Fans]

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT (who left us 19yrs ago today) was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

Irish Fuel protesters at Galway Port are blocking everything… but cheering Guinness trucks straight through like Kings 😂🍺

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

LONG LIVE IRELAND! 🇮🇪 🙏

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

@AntSpeaks Ok that’s pretty funny

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Duncan Trussell: "This war sh*t bugs me. I feel so stupid. When they were doing their no war thing, that was a big deal to me. No more wars, f*ck yes, focus on the country, why are we blowing up children in other countries for oil? It's literally the opposite now."

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

It may be time to put Grandpa up in a home.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Rogan guest: I hate getting political, but this war shit bugs the fuck out of me. I feel so stupid. Because when they were doing their no war thing, that was a big deal to me. I'm like, yes, this is fucking great. No more stupid wars. And now, it's wild to see what's happening. How many fucking Iranian schoolgirls did Trump blow up?

[Mateus — eu/acc 🇪🇺 @im_Mateus_]

Alan Watts shares the most profound view on life I've ever heard:

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

theo saying shit many people agree with and joe gaslighting him “we gotta get you off those anti-depressants” is wild when JOE is the one who sounds like the subdued SSRI riddled NPC here. completely neutered. theo just sounds like joe from years ago.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

This is an absolute masterclass from MIT on how to speak

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

This has been a great month for Alex Jones.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Friend of the show, Pam Bondi!