maxwell

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

Every day I wake up and every day I hang out. Every single day.

[𒅌° 𒅃 𒈟.‱ஹ௸௵꧄.ဪ꧅████ @privacydied]

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[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

@privacydied Imagine Sisyphus.... Horny

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

the story of the tortoise and the hare was too impactful on me as a child and now I'm just lazy

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

@wydna777 @hope__island I like twin peaks

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

You are sorely mistaken if you think the charles dickens pajamas with nightcap come off when fucking

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

Got laryngitis. About time I shut my ass up anyway.

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

@TylerAlterman Sounds like he was cool with it

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

gonna make a sign that says "will provide secrets for $" and stand at an intersection

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

Reading Leviticus and it starts with a straight up bonfire BBQ making me hungry

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

@credenzaclear2 So you hate Socrates?

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

@normal30yearold They're still waiting for you

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

@MCStrawberryCh Lymph?

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

Can't wash down chick fil a waffle fries. The water just goes through the holes

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

Me to the toilet paper roll with 5 squares: "this things still got some action in it"

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

@MCStrawberryCh They cared?

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

kids don't know how bad they have it. you get a happy meal now and it comes with a homework packet.

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

@RichardHanania

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

Nobody talks about how Pagliacci was actually a dickhead

[maxwell @maxwell_chinese]

@Logo_Daedalus Rhetoric fetish