Max Burnham

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

@gomtuu359 @WDRBNews Racist?

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

@PapaJohns how much business do you think you're missing out on because your app ties a delivery address to a single store and when that single store is closed people can't order delivery at all?

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

@tacobell your app didn't work, so I just didn't bother tonight. It literally would t let me pay for my food. Please fix

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

@metronetfiber you okay bro?

[valerie szybala. @vszyb]

I’d just like everyone to know that @united has lost track of my bag and is lying about it. My apple AirTag shows that it has been sitting in a residential apartment complex for over a day. Out back by the dumpsters, I have found other emptied United Airlines bags.

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

@WingZone your website is getting a 403 response when trying to validate addresses. Nobody can order delivery or pickup.

[Ryne Andal @ryne_andal]

@TheLeoTerrell "the government is "very concerned about the safety of the witnesses” in the case whose identities could become compromised if the affidavit is unsealed."

Considering we've already seen one attack on the FBI by a Trump sycophant, I'd say those fears are justified.

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

@zillow you doing okay over there? You've sent me 4 emails since I unsubscribed (because of too many emails) an hour ago

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

@programmerkna Hard disagree, next town hall, everyone needs to see this

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

@iamjohnoliver thought you would enjoy this

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

@dominos outsourced their pizza ordering, and it is trash stay FAR away. Also, payments are down for them right now, so after going through their grooling pizza ordering I couldn't even buy my pizza

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

Only 4 hours 35 minutes and 15 seconds of IE left... #Microsoft #InternetExplorer

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

@PayPal and @AskPayPal customer service is absolutely awful, 100% give it a 0/10. I cannot get somebody on the phone, I have tried 4 times today and have spent over an hour on the phone. All I want to do is get access to my account so I can get some money that was sent to me.

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

@KySportsRadio Idk, following up a national title with a first round loss in the NIT was pretty bad

[Ryne Andal @ryne_andal]

Pathetic, @Etsy. You find enough issue with the fraudulent account to close it the moment I ask to, but not enough to cancel the pending orders associated with it? And then blame me for the charges? And then close the issue the moment I ask for escalation?

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

@davidfowl If we're including all of these, don't forget about parallel structures too. Oh and a delimited string. Oh and a fixed width string.

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

@WKYT I 100% can sympathize with her

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

@abhishekFactory @tjaybelt Not ignoring a problem is different then being set in a single solution to that problem. There are other ways to deal with those problems that don't care the same consequences

[Max Burnham @maxwellburnham]

@tjaybelt We use SQL Server, but keeping an eye on SARGability, NUSE principle for clustered index, oh and big "comma at the end of the line" guy here.