Maxwell Baer

I am a soap maker from California

[Maxwell Baer @maxwellsbaer]

@justinmcelroy where is that ghost baby impression from?

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TRL #totalrequestlaundry

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@poetpatriottriv Jules says its not him #Avi

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I used to see Mnt Dew ads all the time, i guess my TV choices have gotten significantly less extreme recently.

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trying to invent a new #hashtag any ideas that will get me more followers?

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turns out not all blonde people are nazis

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only 2 months and 8 days til half xmas! im asking for lotto tickets :)

[Maxwell Baer @maxwellsbaer]

my parents told me they only had sex one time, for my conception, and the artificially inseminated my siblings

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jeopardy rerun answers
what is: B-flat, Venus Fly Trap, 1865?
who is: Truman, Roberts, Venus Fly Trap?
final jep: red+blue=purple

[Maxwell Baer @maxwellsbaer]

just won 165 tickets at @davandbusters looks like going to san jose for my sister's funeral was worth it!

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Mad Men theme parties left and right, what is there a new season or something? oh... there is... well hmm I guess I will go buy some whiskey

[Maxwell Baer @maxwellsbaer]

#whocares about it (it referring directly to what you care about)?

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People who complain about patchy beard growth: thats what Rogain's for...duh

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second day of spring, birds are fucking eveywhere

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Marooned: omg im floating in space, for ever... (24hrs later) wow, there is more oxygen in this space suit than i would have thought

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thinking of getting glasses, only so i can rest them on the end of my nose and condescend anyone whoever wants advice

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dear whirled, long time no c (hi-c [high-carbon]) free twitter association

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@VanceThePuppet i just want to say that prog rock is good for your head!

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@maxwellsbaer i don't even know you #strangerz