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8-5-16:So instead of killing the damned zombie the McGovern camp decides to torture it until it dies? Or they may save it? Sheesh #ze2016

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8-4-16:Now that McGovern saved Sessions for some reason, what the heck are they going to do with him? Sick,twisted things we imagine #ze2016

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8-3-16:How did the US Army allow DailyKos to print and publish that story? Apparently even Mitt Romney knew nothing of this event #ze2016

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8-2-16:As Romney marches south he has added over 1000 people to his militia. Gaining strength as it nears Omaha its Hurricane Mitt #ze2016

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8-1-16:Romney leads army of S.Dakotans south to Omaha. Will this march define this &(dare we say)the next 4 years of his presidency? #ze2016

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7-30-16:Reports surface of Team Romney striking to Des Moines. Smallest urban area=smaller zombie numbers. Close to Sioux Falls too. #ze2016

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7-29-16:Polls have people wanting Romney to liberate the Twin Cities. @maxx_media votes for Des Moines,my aunt and uncle live there #ze2016

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7-28-16:Heather Crowder admitted in 2010 to being, “About the 35th most important person in the office.” What an endorsement #ze2016

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7-27-16:Heather Crowder is a trusted confidant to Pete Sessions AND a divorced alcoholic who took student loans to goto college! #ze2016

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7-26-16:Maxx w/ thank McGovern when he actualy saves some Republicans.People in the library were safe.Thanx for finding them,i guess #ze2016

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7-25-16:Zombie pushback in south Dallas. The poorer, unarmed areas of town can't stop, and so becomes part of the zombie horde. #ze2016

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7-23-16:Team Romney arrives in Sioux Falls, SD last night. Maxx reports 7 people saved and 57 zombies killed enroute. Nice work prez #ze2016

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7-22-16:Team Romney takes a huge risk, personally and politically traveling into the thick of the zombie horde. Sioux Falls or bust! #ze2016

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7-21-16:McGovern abandons Dallas. What is Tim’s answer."Go meet with Pete Sessions.” Typical Liberal: getting conservatives to help #ze2016

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7-20-16:US Military rout the zombie horde completely out of Sioux Falls,SD. If u know of other areas in American control let us know #ze2016

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7-19-16:Tim McGovern absolutely lost his mind. Now he’s supporting policies of George W Bush? He is the opposite of Obama. #ze2016 #WWGWD?

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7-18-16:No energy usage=no problems. No major zombie attacks reported over the entire 24 hour blackout. Did you feel lost with us? #ze2016

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7-17-16:Starting today and now every Sunday in 2016, there will be no broadcasts from @maxx_media

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7-16-16:@maxx_media will be joining the energy and information rations for the Zombie Wars of 2016. #ze2016 No news on Sundays

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7-15-16:Kickin Zombie Ass and takin names. @PeteSessions looks great with two uzi machine guns, looks better soaked in zombie blood! #ZE2016