maXXimus

Ich benutze Twitter zur Sammlung von Entlastungsmaterial für mich für die Entnazifizierung in 12 Jahren, nach dem verlorenen Weltkrieg!

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@Magdarine27 Warte mal was erst passiert, wenn Deine Schüler herausfinden, dass in Pornos die Lehrerin immer, jedes Mal und vollumfänglich genagelt wird!

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@MvSommerdune @AndreasMoser007 Immerhin nicht Bruchteilsbesitzerin!

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@sternde Sind die Pinguine auch wieder dabei?

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@MvSommerdune @Chrissip81 Hat jemals ein Jack diese Frage überlebt?

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@MvSommerdune Niemand ist halbnackt in StarWars-Unterwäsche!

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@MvSommerdune When Hessen eJustice FAQs You hard!

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@hanbekks Warum nimmt er auch einen Job an von dem jeder weiß, das ihn zweifellos 80 Millionen Deutsche besser können?

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@MMittermeier Einer von 80 Millionen!

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@MvSommerdune Welche Halbwertszeit hat eigentlich die Kacke auf dem Mond?

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@matt_slotnick Nutten am Straßenrand?

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

For the first time, Ukraine is developing its own ballistic missiles and deep-strike capabilities. These are not merely systems under development, but real capabilities that are already operational and reaching distances that were previously unattainable.

2,884 kilometers. That is the distance from here to the Omsk oil refinery. A historic range. Historic precision. And unlike Russia, which wages war against residential buildings, schools, and churches, Ukraine strikes the “sponsors” of Putin’s war and the tools that help him kill.

Some say that, with modern technology, we are sending Russia back to the Middle Ages. Others recall Napoleon and the days when Moscow was ablaze. But for Ukraine, it is not grand rhetoric that matters – it is the result. Our ultimate goal is not Russia without gasoline, but Ukraine without Russia. Ukraine without war. Ukraine with Europe. And Ukraine and Europe without the threat from Moscow.

From an address on Ukrainian Statehood Day – the Day of the Baptism of Kyivan Rus–Ukraine. (4/5)

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@MvSommerdune @gntbrt Nachdem Trump es zerstört hat, muss es vorher intakt gewesen sein!

[müdchen @dafaelltmirein]

Ich fasse die Ereignisse der Nacht mal optimistisch zusammen:

Wenn es darauf ankommt, hat Trump keine Chance gegen Brüssel.

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@FabrizioRomano What Infantino actually wanted to say: „I did not have sexual relations with that orange!“

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Aus gegebenem Anlass:

#FIFA #FCKFIFA
#EverythingTrumpTouchesDies
#FIFAWorldCup #WM2026
#Balogun

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Heute beginnt also zum dritten Mal in Folge eine Fußball- #Weltmeisterschaft in einem autoritären Shithole Country, den USA.
Was soll da schon schiefgehen?

#FIFAWorldCup26 #WM #WM2026
#MEXRSA

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ETTD
8647
#FIFA #FCKFIFA
#EverythingTrumpTouchesDies
#FIFAWorldCup

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@krassenstein Tic Tac even don’t help against the smell coming out of his diapers…

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@jurgen_nauditt Im Kampf gegen Illegale Migration der Armee eines Landes zum Zwecke einer illegalen Migration in ein fremdes Land beitreten, brillant!

[Der Postillon 📯 @Der_Postillon]

Nach Merz-Anruf bei FIFA: Deutschland wieder bei WM dabei!
https://t.co/qLYuRwqnPK
https://t.co/qLYuRwqnPK

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

I spoke with German Chancellor Merz @bundeskanzler. I’m grateful for the support and assistance to our people and our country. Germany is one of the world's leaders in protecting lives, and we deeply value that.

The key priority now is missiles for the Patriot systems – to protect our people from Russian ballistic attacks. That was the main focus of our conversation: the possibility of supplying our Patriot systems with the missiles we need, because Russia is making its final bet on missile strikes against Ukraine. It has no other options for dragging out the war.

The Chancellor and I also discussed the situation on the front lines. I briefed him on the latest developments and our results. Now, on the eve of America's Independence Day, Putin has chosen to lie to the world and to the President of the United States about the situation on the front. He claims that Russian forces have supposedly captured Kostiantynivka in the Donbas. Of course, that is not true. It is just another Russian lie, an attempt to generate some kind of a news story. If Kostiantynivka were under Russian control, then perhaps Putin would have no problem meeting me there to find a diplomatic way to finally end this war. But the fact is, he won't cross the front line – reality is very different from Putin’s words.

Thank you to all our warriors for defending Ukraine and our people. Thank you, Germany! Thank you to everyone who stands with Ukraine!

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@MMittermeier Texthänger?