Dean May

I like eating. And i have three sugars in my tea.

[Dean May @may_machine]

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[Dean May @may_machine]

@scott_mills does she like cock?

[Dean May @may_machine]

@Fearnecotton did your dad finger you?

[Dean May @may_machine]

#for65milliondollars I would catch the bus to Longleat with @PhilCollins24 and sexually attack the penguins while they were eating brunch

[Dean May @may_machine]

#for65milliondollars I would go on holiday to australia with @PhilCollins24 and spit roast a baby kangaroo!

[Dean May @may_machine]

#for65milliondollars I would let @PhilCollins24 take a dump on my chest

[Dean May @may_machine]

#for65milliondollars I would shoot a human up

[Dean May @may_machine]

@PhilCollins24 no, but either way I don't give one fuck!

[Dean May @may_machine]

@PhilCollins24 nice. Any meat?

[Dean May @may_machine]

Just eating chicken curry.

[Dean May @may_machine]

@MissKatiePrice do u like chocolate digestives?

[Dean May @may_machine]

@PhilCollins24 no it was magnolia mate, mixed in the desert.

[Dean May @may_machine]

@alshore1 pink, and I used a toothbrush from boots, 99p

[Dean May @may_machine]

Just painted the bathroom.

[Dean May @may_machine]

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