Maya

[Maya @maya44430723]

@GeorgeJanko @GemReadey Loneliness is the wet eyes of an onion.

[Maya @maya44430723]

@GeorgeJanko Are you ready to have daily diarrhea for the next three months or daily constipation for the next three months? Drink lots of water.

@GemReadey

[holly maillet @lilhollypop]

@GeorgeJanko Are you in a crowded room, do you want to fart loudly and everyone laugh at you, or just the one who laughs awkwardly when others fart? Farts are so vivid that no one can claim them.

[George Janko @GeorgeJanko]

Do you really believe in the matrix?

[Maya @maya44430723]

@elonmusk I will try my best to be the person you like, and then you won't be with me anymore.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I wonder what would have happened in 2009 if the Fed had raised rates instead of lowering them 🤔

[Maya @maya44430723]

@RobertKennedyJr Whenever you have to fart or pee every day, are you ready to tell the people around you?

[Maya @maya44430723]

@bod_republic I have been obsessed with you for a long time, my brother is also a bit proud.

@modahero1

[Maya @maya44430723]

@elonmusk Are you ready to be a tree or spend the rest of your life in a tree?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why did American media go from questioning the State and “speaking truth to power” to doing their bidding?

[Maya @maya44430723]

@elonmusk The difference between humans and pigs is: pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

@_SingSong

[latifa kareem @latifakareem456]

@greg16676935420 @elonmusk Foshizzle I kinda like this! You just can't deny the similarities

@luedersssss

[Maya @maya44430723]

@greg16676935420 @elonmusk My role is very interesting, my hobby is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is laziness.

@maithoo336

[greg @greg16676935420]

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: @elonmusk says you will soon be able to 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗱 and 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘻𝘦 words on Twitter!

[Maya @maya44430723]

@GobCDMX @MetroCDMX @DayaneeMarinah Learn to never forget, so you have to pretend to lose your memory.

@callkkk

[Maya @maya44430723]

@GobCDMX @MetroCDMX @DayaneeMarinah Do you want to fart or fart loudly or pull your pants silently? Silence is deadly.

[Maya @maya44430723]

@lajornadaonline @MetroCDMX Are you ready to be a tree or spend the rest of your life in a tree?

@garbagetweets4

[OSOconCORBATA 🐦✖ @osoconcorbata]

@c4jimenez @MetroCDMX @SSC_CDMX @SandraCuevas_ Si si si pero volvamos a la verdadera culpable de este desastre en la #CDMX