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Jokes

[maya @maya_callaway]

@dayowtff wait until you learn about women’s rights buddy!

[CUNTRESS ★. @chevyputeado]

Yall too young, you had to fill the vape

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

never forget your roots

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We brought back baggy jeans, Polaroid cameras, and vinyl records. Can we bring back basic human empathy too? The way it’s become so rare is concerning.

[jj🟠 @JarretNoDegree]

@guccigroceries if you know, you know.

[Midwest Dexter Morgan @guccigroceries]

Yall are too young for this one

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

Someone giving birth in a porta potty at a festival and leaving it there is what happens in a country that makes abortion illegal and holds people hostage with unviable pregnancies inside of them btw

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Being a trump supporter in 2026 is just fucking embarrassing.

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[MAMICHULA @thisjuicediary]

The second a man stops yearning for me he can get the fuck out my face.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Stop dating neurodivergent women if you refuse to understand how deeply inconsistency affects them. Mixed signals, emotional unpredictability, and changing expectations aren’t harmless they can be genuinely distressing. Empathy isn’t optional in a healthy relationship.

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Since we’re not doing separation of church and state anymore, when can we expect the churches to start paying income taxes?

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Performative love vs. real love.

[` @schiz04renic]

Notice how some men only ‘lose their temper’ with their girl but stay calm with their male boss & coworkers? That's exactly how you identify a calculated abuser.