Maya Fey

It's a ladder. (Only aa1 quotes for now)

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Old windbag sure has balls! Or... well, you know what I mean.

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I wish I had my own Samurai Spear! You'd by my own personal pincushion, Nick!

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I never knew you were such a toilet freak, Nick!

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I just love money! I can't ever get enough!

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Wow! The fury of Edgeworth!

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Hey, smile, Nick, you're a star!

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Hey, um, kiddy-o! What's yer name, sport?

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If he's depressed, it's all your fault for doing sloppy detective work!

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It's a nightmare! The Steel Samurai is over! The world is over!

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Huh. NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

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Oh! It's nothing strange, really! I'm a spirit medium. ...In training.

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You like showing that off, don't you, Nick?

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Yay! You know, Nick, you're pretty swell sometimes.

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I never knew you were such a toilet freak, Nick!

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Hmm... Might be a useful tactic to remember for use in my future career as a windbag.

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Um, Nick? You know that problem of yours? That problem where you present evidence that makes no sense? You're doing it again.

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You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, Nick!

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Nick! My stomach! It hurts! …Oh wait, that's just the burger I had for breakfast.

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Hey! I'm not a little girl anymore, Sis!

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Mmm! T-bone steak! That would have hit the spot.