public universal oomf 🍉

loath would i be to get between the big man and any particular hole he lubs ⛵️⛵️⛵️ bri/she&they/30s 🦀🦀🦀

[public universal oomf 🍉 @maya_feymur]

moby dick is all of these

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favorite genre “Classics” lmao what

[██████ @UnderTale]

WILL WE BE MEETING EACH OTHER LIKE THIS

MORE OFTEN?

[██████ @UnderTale]

THE RESONANCE

HAS QUICKENED.

[public universal oomf 🍉 @maya_feymur]

club chalamet rebranding to stan a younger, hotter celeb does make me kinda depressed. like call me a traditionalist but back in my day when people wed celebrities on the astral plane that was for life. it meant something.

[DFWSupportCommittee @DFWSupCommittee]

“Judge O’Connor stated from the bench that he is giving maximum sentences to the Prairieland sentences because “the state wants to send a message to anyone who shares a similar ideology.”

[public universal oomf 🍉 @maya_feymur]

an actual photo of me playing the full release of deltarune from my cryogenic chamber in the year 2077

[public universal oomf 🍉 @maya_feymur]

*trying to explain deltarune to my friends* its sorta like if marge divorced homer and kicked him out and now its just her and bart cuz lisa got sent to school(?) (realizes i forgot about maggie) and maggie is the tv. maybe this isnt the best analogy.

[public universal oomf 🍉 @maya_feymur]

like imagine making a deal with the almost literal devil cuz you think it’ll do something cool like start the apocalypse and then its like no im making your introverted ass have conversations with your neighbors. im making you do all the socialising your mom wishes you would do.

[public universal oomf 🍉 @maya_feymur]

its so sad that kris’s normal teenage interest in edged weapons and demonic possession has led to their will being wholly suborned and now they might have to go on a date with berdly (maybe)

[public universal oomf 🍉 @maya_feymur]

deltarune fandom could not handle the heights of comic mischief acheived by bart simpson. “why does toriel let kris just wander around unsupervised and play with knives? why is there a giant bloodstain in their room?” god forbid a teen have hobbies. 🙄

[public universal oomf 🍉 @maya_feymur]

@cowboyverismo @borgevino literally i am always shaking my head like a dog in a (useless) attempt to clear it

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

DELTARUNE tomorrow...

[public universal oomf 🍉 @maya_feymur]

@hesperidia she Did that!!!!

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today was my bday and i saw adolescence of utena…it was pretty good. sort of like if you combined the power of yuri with the aesthetics of…formula 1??

[public universal oomf 🍉 @maya_feymur]

the thing is i knew utena turns into a car in this movie, its literally all i knew about it, it is famous for the utena car scene, i just didnt realize it was….a single seat formula 1 car? that rocks?????

[public universal oomf 🍉 @maya_feymur]

@hesperidia ok so idk how locked in you are re:utena but famous thing abt the movie adaptation is that utena transforms into a car during a pivotal scene. and i was not prepared for the utena car to be a formula 1 racing car, i think i assumed she was a 4 door sedan

[public universal oomf 🍉 @maya_feymur]

the thing is i knew utena turns into a car in this movie, its literally all i knew about it, that famously utena turns into a car, i i just didnt realize it was….a single seat formula 1 car? that rocks?????

[public universal oomf 🍉 @maya_feymur]

in order to celebrate my bday theyre showing adolescence of utena in theaters so i went to see it…it was pretty good. sort of like if you combined the power of yuri with the aesthetics of…formula 1??

[Global Sanctuary for Elephants @GlobalElephants]

Baby is settling into sanctuary life, exploring her new habitat at her own pace. With access to ponds, mud wallows, and acres of space, she’s growing more confident each day while discovering the freedom to make her own choices. Read more: https://t.co/pILEeXvR0B

[public universal oomf 🍉 @maya_feymur]

@pippercorn technically not the day it happened but the official press conference happened on my bday and i was like wow…just for me…

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happy birthday to me but more importantly happy titan submersible anniversary