Maya Virdee

Web developer. Lover of unicorns, dachshunds, and all things creative.

[Maya Virdee @maya_virdee]

@j03bc Coming from someone who was 12 minutes late yesterday?

[asabi @uxtobiaf]

I think one of my least favourite things to do as an adult is trying to figure out what to eat. Every. Bloody. Day.

[Maya Virdee @maya_virdee]

@FisayoLonge Also, where do birds sleep? 🤔

[Maya Virdee @maya_virdee]

@WakleyCiara How do you genuinely run 5k at all? Also asking for a friend.

[. @j03bc]

Writing about something because it bothers you, doesn't show you care anymore than someone that chooses to not do so. You just want the gratification of someone commending your so called 'action'. Everyone's a social media activist/world saviour these days. Drop me out.

[Jaykae @Jaykae10]

Yo @jamieoliver you thought you could sheg mans school dinners as kids and we was gonna come munch in your restaurant as adults? Have one of these bro

[Maya Virdee @maya_virdee]

@centralline can we please have the Metro on the eastbound entrance at South Woodford

[Maya Virdee @maya_virdee]

@b_newts @mowgli_marc @Joe_Collin5 I've come to accept that valentines day is just another day for me 😪

[Maya Virdee @maya_virdee]

Suitcases larger than a carry on size should be banned on the tube during rush hour.

[Maya Virdee @maya_virdee]

Is there anything worse than sneezing immediately after applying mascara?

[Maya Virdee @maya_virdee]

@OMorgan_Russell Yeah I mean, so did I, I was just checking 👀

[harry moore @Harry_Moore_]

i’ve cracked a rib and my doctor gave me a list of things to avoid which includes sex and laughter and i said that shouldn’t be an issue because i’m single and miserable and he didn’t laugh which is great because now the pain of embarrassment masks the pain of my cracked rib

[Maya Virdee @maya_virdee]

@Joe_Collin5 You probs have to do all variations "Love Island" "loveisland"

[Maya Virdee @maya_virdee]

Why do you have to keep right on the escalator but keep left on the stairs on the underground?