maya🧞‍♀️

life’s great, without it you’d be dead

[maya🧞‍♀️ @mayaavocado]

if you’ve never eaten a bug grow up

[maya🧞‍♀️ @mayaavocado]

why do I feel ashamed for liking tuna salad 😔

[sara @seabbyy]

i once caught my ex cheating cause the pic of us on his background was slightly more off center than the last time we saw each other

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

When she’s ovulating and you make her laugh.

[igbo man named fernando @naijinoki]

#mood

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Why does November always feel like this

[#1 stuff haver @braveandstrong6]

can't stop writing mediocre notes app poems

[JT @tallboythinlegs]

How it feels to walk around farting at work

[solé @layxsnv]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[maito @siIversparrow]

Found this picture taken 8 years ago in a google maps review

[maya🧞‍♀️ @mayaavocado]

sometimes you just need to lay down for hours before the function and make yourself progressively late ❤️

[zach @zachbreechen]

trying not to throw up in the uber

[maya🧞‍♀️ @mayaavocado]

dammmm everyone was born today!

[maya🧞‍♀️ @mayaavocado]

does anyone just drink tap water out of a cup anymore 🤷‍♀️

[maya🧞‍♀️ @mayaavocado]

youuuu shoulda never called me a fatass kelly price!!