maya

everyone's an idiot until proven otherwise

[maya @mayaaxox]

Corona really didn't have to go THAT hard and take away Costco samples from us smh

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Elon rn

[໊ @user0000O0]

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

[manicpixiememequeen @mpmemequeen]

the inside out characters inside of me

[pARtY @Aryannalara_]

Elon probably talking to a Latina who was going through his likes, and now we all gotta suffer.

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

i know so many more things than a baby so when i meet a baby it’s hard to respect them

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

good luck finding me after 5 drinks,

i've gone for a stroll

[michelle pfizer 🍉 @arshdhillonk]

Telling my kids these were the founding fathers.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

“you let your pet sleep with you”

i’d let that mf represent me in court

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

oh ur a people pleaser? name 3 people that are pleased with you

[SZA @sza]

I don’t have beef with a single soul . If ur mad get well soon 🫶🏾🥺

[ten second cam @camilli_amilli]

three wise men? three? be serious

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

DOES THE PROCESS KNOW THAT WE ARE TRUSTING IT????????

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

this is my contribution

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

Emergency alert 🚨

[princess diana @diamoore_]

“i mean we might as we’ll get the margarita pitcher right?”

me:

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

yeah i think about the roman empire daily