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[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Ms. Rachel is proof white women with platforms can speak up, most of them just choose not to.

[yo 𓃠𓂀 @kafkaseyes]

getting accused of something so out of character will really have you lying in bed for three hours questioning how people actually perceive you

[ً @artfuIchaos]

"i will walk you out" is literally just a excuse to get a few extra minutes with someone before they leave, and that is so romantic.

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

Dating becomes like, 100000% easier when you realize that whether or not a person “likes you” is functionally irrelevant in comparison to how they treat you and your standards regarding what treatment you accept lol

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

A man on social media described why he never watches any of his friends stories. He gave one of the best reasons I've ever heard.

[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

Yall I just met this man TWO weeks ago 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Women are being advised to play Disney songs when they notice a man is recording them with Meta glasses without consent because Disney music is more protected than women

[Softboy @softboywin]

I just found out water is a human right in Ireland and nobody pays water bills.
Every country should be like Ireland.
Water IS and always should be a human right

[dora @vhagarbunda]

Acho podre de chic receber joias do marido quando está grávida/depois de ter o bebê

[WALKER @walkerfx8n]

ngl hearing a rumor you fucked someone you didn't fuck is crazy to me 😂😂😭

[ginger spice @yendysk]

I love a man who calls me while he’s outside. I mean technically you’re not supposed to be outside bc this is my dictatorship but yes call me and make sure the outside activities are approved by the queen.

[Calia @lebgals]

And keep looking at the flower

[BURNT LIME ⚠️WARNING: BITES⚠️ @_burntlime_]

today my roommate got his dui FROM JANUARY dismissed bc the tests came back and he was, as we all knew, sober as fuck. last week the county gave that cop an award for making 100 dui arrests within the last year. like u cannot make this shit up 💀

[Shelley @ProudArmymom66]

The day I learned you can’t harvest organs from a dead person is the day I changed my license from organ donor to not an organ donor.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Anyone who votes no on this probably should not be an elected official.

[RandyGoat 🐐 @RandyGoat]

Y'all know the Constitution says we're supposed to remove this current government, right?

[. @TyyTyra]

& One minute you don't have it, the next minute your cup is overflowing. That's how God works. Suddenly, abundantly, and always right on time 🤞🏾.💘

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

being told you're funny is the best compliment ever. it's up there with being told you smell good.

[𝒯𝒞⁷⁷⁷ @TifahCrump777]

Not only were his lungs missing, but the state of Mississippi removed his internal organs, as well as the throat before sending over his empty body to Crump and the family’s pathologist. This level of corruption is evil.