Mayo Potato

Daredevil is cool, IZombie is cool, Flash, Arrow. In other news water is wet.

[Mayo Potato @MayaHenry]

when your head kind of hurts and your like "oh ok" and it suddenly starts hurting more and you're just like "oH OK"

[Mayo Potato @MayaHenry]

You may be stepping into hell, but you're stepping with the right foot forward so everythings' good

[Mayo Potato @MayaHenry]

How come when i text mom she answers in a snap but when i talk to her she takes like 5 minutes to answer

[Mayo Potato @MayaHenry]

ya same https://t.co/cxycrPogR3

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In 5-billion yrs the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.

[Mayo Potato @MayaHenry]

J- hey! Tongues look like slugs!

[Mayo Potato @MayaHenry]

Nothing says Kirkland like just a zubat and a weedle on the nearby list

[Mayo Potato @MayaHenry]

SillyBoarding- waterboarding with sillyputty

[Mayo Potato @MayaHenry]

Washington is honestly so pretty, I could just live here my entire life

[Mayo Potato @MayaHenry]

When you makin your way to Olympia- mAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN

[Mayo Potato @MayaHenry]

Me- I don't know how to put 'hot damn' into numbers.

[Mayo Potato @MayaHenry]

A- You just escalated from communism to piracy real fast.

[Mayo Potato @MayaHenry]

what the hecky is Kentucky?