Maya

[retard girl @freewavebitch]

Being schizophrenic but the only voices you hear are migos adlibs

[cole @wyacole]

How it feels to have a gift for someone but you can't tell them yet

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

been getting really into sashimi lately

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

on some shit you couldn’t even begin to fathom

[Dom Technostate ☭ @DomTechnostate]

Is there like a secret second Indeed where you guys are finding all these office jobs that pay a fuck ton of money

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

are you wiping what im shitting?

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

Drake got me switching from album to album like I’m eating ass and pussy at the same time 😩

[Maya @mayahhho]

@phumousandy okurrrr baddieee

[bonnie @fwrosting]

you could be dying at the function and some bitch would pull out her canon g7x

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Ngl the older i get the more i appreciate being left out of the loop. don’t fill me in. I don’t want to know anything about anyone.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Oh no cocaine for me I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with my friends

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I’m going through shit you can’t find on Reddit