Maya Hope 𐐪𐑂

[Maya Hope 𐐪𐑂 @mayahmullen]

Currently lying awake thinking about how I was taking this guy’s order n he goes “haha I love you!” while I was typing it in, so I look up n was like ahaha love you too! This man looks me dead in the eyes w NO SMILE n goes “I’m on the phone.” Almost clocked out and left.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

you're in his dms, i'm putting a curse on him

[♡ guilty as sina?❤️‍🔥 @thisismebiing]

spiderman brand new day highkey unrealistic cause mamdani would’ve never let that happen in his new york

[leanne @toothgarden]

can this fuck ass loser just text me

[ollie @ledytoss]

guy in community college wrote an essay intro so bad that I’ve kept it in my notes app for the past 3.5 years

[leti @Letangmohlala]

You glow differently when you've got 2 boyfriends and you're single🥹

[yip @yipfella]

i suck at havin Hoes, i pick my favorite & stop talkin to everybody

[Ysla ᥫ᭡ @yslariah]

yes i don’t want anything serious but why don’t YOU want it with me

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

whoever salts the fries at McDonald's needs to come do the roads

[TASJÉ @TASJEJ]

Niggas think you wanna use them for shit you do on a regular Tuesday with your friends

[Icy @whereicy]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[Nem @Nemzsi]

how do you explain empathy to a male

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Growing up I doubted my attraction to men because of how everyone went on about Channing Tatum

[August 30th🥂 @imtaitianaj]

Ain no way i tricked you 10 times about linking & everytime you think im fr

[Wisconsin Sass @WisconsinSass]

“I hate Valentine’s Day because I’m single, it’s so commercialized, blah blah blah”
Skill issue.
Celebrate your friends. Bring your coworkers treats. Call your mom. Cook for yourself. Quit undervaluing platonic love and then wondering why you don’t have more of it in your life.

[haf @slickomode]

yes i do live under a rock. she's called the moon

[ᴹᵘᵛᵃ ᥫ᭡ @TvkeOfff]

I hope no ngga out here saying I was crazy over him cause i'm just crazy in general never over no ngga