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[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

How do I feel like dog shit but can’t stop eating at the same time

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

It really pisses me off how my dads side of the family can never spell my sisters name right

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

I get more people telling me their concerned about my caffeine intake then I was about my drinking lol make it make sense

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

This cannot be the same body that was living on crown & Mountain Dew I’m so tired

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

why do people give their input about things I already know and didn’t even ask them..?

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

I don’t want anyone sympathy but to act like I’m a shitty friend when I’ve spent the last 6 months trying to save my life & my health is bullshit

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

I get really sick of being told I’m an unsupportive friend or I don’t check on people enough, meanwhile I’m left out of 90% of get togethers spend all my time alone and everyone thinks I’m just okay doing all of this on my own

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

Those days when you hate all of your regulars leave me aloooone

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

I used to be the shot queen but now Im the queen of getting people to do shots it’s crazy lmao

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

Why are the daytime Starbucks workers so rude like damn

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

There is no stress like being the only bartender server with 40 guest & having to take your morning 💩

[jas @jjashole]

“you think you all that and a bag of chips, huh?”

me:

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

I can’t believe I’m scheduled open to close two days in a row!!!!!! Insanity

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

Feelin like a real adult lately

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

anyone else get sober and a lot of your time is just cleaning lol

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

This might actually be the slowest shift of all time

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

It’s so crazy when I tell people I don’t drink anymore & their first response is always if I smoke weed then. Like we as a society can fathom a life without drugs or alcohol it’s nuts

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

The second I walk into trader joes I black out

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

@gratefultay_ I love you ❤️

[may 🔮 @mayamooreee_]

If I knew all the gifts sobriety would bring me I would have gotten sober a lot sooner