maya 🖤

“aggressive and intimidating”

[maya 🖤 @mayapamp]

I don’t usually spill the tea, but when I do...

[Jack Callil @jackcallil]

my mum started painting in her late 50s after never having done before, and this utterly distinct style has flown out of her and its taken some real convincing to make her believe that she's genuinely talented and that these are real art and I just want to share them

[culture @notgwendalupe]

6 years ago, 'la la land' was mistakenly announced as the winner for 'best picture' at the oscars

[Satan @s8n]

Why’s everyone say I’m the bad guy?

I'm not the one who drowned millions of animals.

[Satan @s8n]

on the other hand i am proud of you fuckers

[Satan @s8n]

God is disappointed in you

[Satan @s8n]

Jesus died for your sins, so if you don’t sin he died for nothing.

[Satan @s8n]

Remember to stay hydrated, bitch.

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

BREAKING 🚨: NASA’s InSight lander is no longer responding.

Its final message was “My power’s really low. Don’t worry about me though…”

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(OSHA inspector walking into Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory) what the fuck

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

i firmly believe minimum wage should be $700 an hr plus the drug of your choice

[gaptoothtruth | hundavious @nogumhundo]

When I found out niggas was addin shit in noodles besides da flavor pack I felt like I was livin wrong

[big ceo @korysverse]

how did titanic even become the highest grossing movie of all the time like literally what made people decide to flock to the theater to see a boat sink

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

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[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

2 of y’all took that walk…love to see it.

[Avu🌸 @_maMnyani]

She’s not lying 😭

Don’t buy crocs🥲

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

Started listening to Drake’s album. Was 3 tracks in when I read about the Megan Thee Stallion reference on Twitter. I won’t be finishing the album. And please don’t tell me it’s just wordplay… or that it went over my head. I’m very smart. I got it. Doesn’t make it less gross.