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When my phone buzzes i always want to know what happened on it

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@BelleDeckersHot Not true. You can

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@tyler42273664 Aquamarine iktr .

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@MegManClone Okay too late for this years tony’s (last night) but just in time for next years tony’s (next year)

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@MegManClone I just know nick on some lazy shit, winston is pranking someone, Schmidt is trying to get laid, and jess…well she just won’t stfu 😭

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If i send you this it means i have got to make you a smoothie soon!

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If i send you this it means that beneath my tough exterior i crave love and feeling seen above all else and didn’t even realize it until just now

[meg man @MegManClone]

Andrew Garfield: I want to put a dick in you tonight
Goldie Hawn: what?

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You just know it’s gonna be an argyle sweep

[Variety @Variety]

Edward Norton arrives at the #Oscars https://t.co/AJL1Z6wFn1

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@MegManClone :(. Hauntingly beautiful

[cj ⌖ @hellboycj]

i can’t believe i’m telling you this but i’ve had a couple drinks and…. oh my god

[lotus emoji @_ennuiemily]

something very beautiful about ppl crashing out on instagram create mode

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@MegManClone Ok They will not be needing the condom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I hate thinking out loud bitch we call that talking around here

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remembering that a few days after tweeting this i showed it to my coworker bc we were discussing polyamory and her response started with “As a mental health advocate,”

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polyamory is dead! love me and only me forever or kill yourself.

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One thing about me im not gonna be able to keep my grubby little fingers off of the halloween candy also why didnt coralline bring a gun

[Letty @borntopiss]

I love having “classic thoughts”. Such as “The trees look so beautiful this time of year.” These classic thoughts help me feel more connected to humanity

[‏۟ @yesirski]

hate when i get ignored oh yeah lets all ignore the really cool guy

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

Seriously, mad respect to anyone who goes to the beach that makes you old but to me it sounds like a negative experience. I am all about aging, but I am into doing it at the regular pace