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[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

when aliens invade earth and confront all of us humans for making movies about us fighting and killing them

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

adam & eve

[Ny🤍✨ @clout_ny]

*use your own words not the textbook*
book: he died in 1952
me: 1952 was when he died

[jason @JBinAV]

i wasn’t expecting that 😂

[Diana🌺 @Thee_MissMamas]

When the water bottle on your dresser pops back into shape

[𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸 @tyc00nx]

I can’t die without visiting Japan

[Krisa @kbelle_renee]

These made me feel attacked so I figured everyone deserves to feel it too 🤷🏽‍♀️

[mya 🤍 @lulfinesserr]

my nigga went to the upside down n acquired the DRIP

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

michael myer's first kill

[boris @xborisr]

okay but the FUCKING TONGUE😭😂😂😂 stiff where?!