May

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How it feels living in a household where one persons mood determines the mood for the whole house.

[traciaimdrunk @traciafanclub]

Tierra officially lost me at “you a little girl” I know for a fact she not talking to osama trin laden like that

[27. @dimvji]

so this shyness thing doesn't go away with age huh

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Y’all ever just hand things to your pet to sniff so they can feel included.

[El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper]

Esta es la mejor manera de ver el mundial!

[threadass🪡🥨 @disco_martini]

cannot stop saying my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my christian dior

[Nina Deer @longdepzai_n]

Parents’ Reactions to Unknown

[Shō @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[mallard 🦆 @mallardsisland]

Hot ass MacBook giving your pubes a silk press

[lucí🃏 @luci4urthots]

I’m fucking wheezing man

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

LIKE HE KNEW DAMN WELL THAT COFFEE DIDN'T TOUCH THAT CUP LMAOOO😭😭😭

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

THIS IS COOL: Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers covers Frank Ocean’s ‘Thinkin Bout You’ on bass & trumpet with a live orchestra

Was not expecting that but it sounds 🔥

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

“Latch” By Sam Smith & Discourse is one of the greatest songs ever written & sung.

[the meji. @mejitwo]

Sleeping next to my notes hoping that it goes into my brain by osmosis

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Hearing a human chew, crunch, and eat 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Hearing your dog chew, crunch, and eat 🥹😊🥹😊🥹😊🥹😊🥹😊🥹😊🥹😊🥹😊