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@sexyfuncute “my atoms, moreover, are arranged to make me constitutionally inclined to believe that where there's smoke there's usually strawberry Jello, seldom fire”

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@matthewdmarsden It’s not controversial at all

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@jim94356 @KarluskaP You think that this event — in the context of the use of taxpayer money — is fiscally noteworthy? What percentage of total use would you estimate that it accounts for?

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@BorterPawtrol @KarluskaP So foil it’s crazy really

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@AutoPenPrez @KarluskaP You think that this event — in the context of the use of taxpayer money — is fiscally noteworthy? What percentage of total use would you estimate that it accounts for?

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@nahabbah @KarluskaP You are posting on this thread. Do you live in (or have any affiliation whatsoever with) NYC?

The answer is no.

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@bhanks88 @KarluskaP Gay people are a big part of NYC culture, yes. Just going of the city’s history, not getting all emotional snowflakey like a child that can’t control his emotions.

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@PresCamucho @KarluskaP Yes, it has the highest rent and RE value in the country. It’s awful.

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@PokerPlayinFool @TNTransparency I have to ask (because I guess you see some benefit in this activity while also allegedly being more reasonable) why does anyone need to do this?

From any logical perspective, the single greatest threat to these rights is to redefine the activity as threatening.

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@TNTransparency Two observations:

- a man doing this to other men is one thing but filming random women in public is deplorable; and

- I think that the only way to deal with these people is to doxx them and to crowdfund (entirely legal and) an equally aggressive 24/7/365 crowd of surveillance

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@bobby_blam @omni_scepticus @Brian_stone_9 @elizabehsotner xoxo

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@FoxNews Politicians are basically streamers at this point, just trying to prop a viral clip.

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@MattWalshBlog We’ve got some different social/political views but as a fellow comedian, this was pretty Nathan Fielder’ish. And that’s about as high a compliment as it gets.

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@Justforcommentz @NFL @JFowlerESPN The going rate for a backup tight end that isn’t really a receiving threat is $15M?

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@blondspit I broke up with a girl a few years ago and she wouldn’t move out of my apartment and proceeded to fever watch Love Island for 3 months and now I have love island PTSD and yes it is gross as fuck

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@CannonKrewe @MatNuclear Also, fascinating.. the most criminality (statistically) of any country in Europe?

Albania.

Why? Income (& historical context).

Albania is practically entirely white, fyi.

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@CannonKrewe @MatNuclear Also, fun fact: bail, probationary sentences (and chances of getting probation), acquittals, plea deal lengths, etc etc all move along same lines

Another fun fact: all in the American prison system

“System”

Get it?

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@CannonKrewe @MatNuclear There are so many but this is an easy af objective and very recent one (that I would think is obvious) and the source is a federal agency so you can’t (but probably will) complain

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@LukasPakter He probably believes this, too