𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡

like a banana — sweet, with a golden hue • she/her

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

@houdinifan420 !! 😓 love and hugs my friend 💞

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

Finally saw my first ever Woodcock rock walk in Bryant Park yesterday 🥹🥹 @BirdCentralPark @wildbirdfund

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

bf brought me kinder bueno ice cream and suggested we watch Mamma Mia 2… is he putting me down tomorrow 😔

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

What trauma response is it where every time I open social media and see a nice photo of anyone my immediate thought is it’s to announce their death

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

Going to get my passport photos done with an angry red chin zit; braver than the troops, etc…

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

Just ran from a block out for the (above-ground) train as it was actively pulling into the station and a woman goes “girl you’re not making that” and I did make it… All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success 🍽️ 🙏

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

Just found an old letter to Santa in which I requested very sincerely, Tamagotchi batteries and a live monkey

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

He wants a jacket sooo bad

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

MARTY SUPREME

MARTY SUPREME — CHRISTMAS DAY

I can’t make it — but, best of luck !!

looks like a very interesting film

DREAM BIG and

BELIEVE IN SOMETHING AGAIN

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

Snowing at La Guardia and I spotted Spike Lee walking into the Admirals Club, a very Merry Christmas indeed 🙏

[Joni Mitchell @jonimitchell]

It’s coming on Christmas…

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Having uncovered life's cruel twisted hoax, we gravitate toward the irreverent for solace and consolation

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

ok we all had fun with the vanity fair photos but the time has come to say that having bad skin is not a moral failing

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

What if we kissed on the Alex Trebek Stage at Sony Pictures Studios

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

Wait lmaooo I just watched Fran Leibowitz miss the M train

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

Twice 🤢🤮

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

I thought I’d seen it all… then the guy in front of me on the train eating a turkey sub dropped a shred of lettuce, picked it up off of the train floor and ate it

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

There’s a certain A*ple show that everyone is losing their minds over that I personally am finding really cringe and poorly acted

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

My mom just died and I would do almost anything in the world to hear her voice again and tell her what I’ve been up to… except this! Evil, devoid-of-humanity bullshit preying on people in pain and trying to worm its way into normal life.

[Calum Worthy @CalumWorthy]

What if the loved ones we've lost could be part of our future?

[𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔱 👡 @maybecaity]

You should be able to order a side of Tylenol at any restaurant or cafe