mel

lesbian devil dream girl

[mel @maybeeeeemel]

mini influencer

[mel @maybeeeeemel]

Personally, I’m blaming all this on time travel (joke)

[mel @maybeeeeemel]

@meghannimrod My boomer therapist has a theory that a lot of them have untreated syphilis damaging their brains, I think it’s just hatred at the end of the day

[mel @maybeeeeemel]

Hit me hard and hit me soft but with strawberry cheesecake french toast from cozy corner

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

whoever wins gets custody of joe biden

[Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott]

No I didn't notice the time change I was busy looking at my wife

[av 19 @clairobeatty]

quitting my job to pursue my true passion: loving my girlfriend

[mel @maybeeeeemel]

Chappell Roan is for the lesbians who lived in states that made you learn to square dance in elementary gym class

[alexa @glusong]

chappell roan debuting her first country song on snl is everything to me https://t.co/PSrDJy0YHJ

[mel @maybeeeeemel]

On my fyp rn up late doing colonoscopy prep

[relapsing diet coke addict @tankyounext]

The two hoots in question are me n Mel

[mel @maybeeeeemel]

Two hoots do equal a holler

[mel @maybeeeeemel]

when me and ag went to see Sabrina super last minute instead of having a cozy night at home on Sunday

[clare @sadderlizards]

i lied. put your pants on. we are going on a harrowing adventure together

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

can I come over and be a bitch

[mia @httpsosweet]

it's thinking about you tuesday. i love you.

[relapsing diet coke addict @tankyounext]

“Let’s get married. If the straights can get married after a week, why can’t we” -Mel just now while watching the new season of Love is Blind

[mia @girlultrastan]

i was put on this earth to hate on people's loser ass boyfriends

[mel @maybeeeeemel]

Back on my early morning happy tea bs