Uncle Pumwig

uncle by trade

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

me name’s pumwig and i’m an uncle by trade

[Langston the Gatherer @gnomadlangston]

just woke up at the gnym. they say i’ve been here for months. this is me now

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

@BandobrasGnome @gnomepuddlefen @kinggarfus @grumblygnome @GnomiousBobo @TheShitGnome @Gnomecliff @sneedtheweed @gnome_txt @Tykais123 @Freedom4Gnomes @kahonusgnome @fingalofthegael @BigBallsBarry88 @sparkle_Doodles @JulipPinklebelt @SPACE0451 @ms_puddlesworth the gimp 😔

[Gnomious Bo Bobobious @GnomiousBobo]

If you’re not kissing the homies with tongue are they even your homies???

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

the number of testicles i have:

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

@kinggarfus @gnar_thrash @wimblystickly hell yeah

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

@wimblystickly @kinggarfus *makes out with u*

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

on the market for hog jerky

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

BLAAAAAZZEEEE ITTTTTT

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

just need one more to join the party before i can light the grand marijuana bonfire

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

@IAmARealMage may they rest in shit—PEACE I MEANT PEACE

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

wtf did i miss what’s going on with the wizards?

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

@batmanearth89 @IAmARealMage oh dear

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

@IAmARealMage holy shit i would just shit myself and die if i saw that

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

the endless cycle of war churns on. i fear it may never end. hold your loved ones close, my brethren. protect them from the hogs.

[DEAD WIZARD @IAmARealMage]

the more you interact with me the more i become real

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

@IAmARealMage freddy who what? why do the hogs charge at us? have we wronged them? or do they simply have bloodlust? a bad week indeed

[DEAD WIZARD @IAmARealMage]

ancient sex god

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

so what i’m hearing is we’re having pork for dinner

[Uncle Pumwig @maybegnome]

@kinggarfus MWAH MWAH MWAH