ReggieGoneCrazy

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

Friendly reminder you don't have to smoke everyday bro, it's not by force.

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

@Trioinfootb @Mr_Diabolical_ It's same for Android

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

Meeting a girl today, only to be told the following day...

"You're gonna buy me lunch today, brace yourself "

Omo brace yourself babygirl, you go starve.

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

I see now that the circumstances of ones birth is meaningless. It is what you do with the life that determines who you are and gives your life meaning.

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

You won't find reasonable men on the tops of tall mountains.

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

"Getting offended by a post on the internet is like choosing to walk on dog shit instead of walking around it"

I guess everyone got dogshit for soles around here.

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

When you reached the level of peace but it looks like depression to others.

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

Social media is fake.
Enjoy your real life.

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

You can not use someone else's map to find yourself.

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

Far off into the distance is where you should FUCK OFF!

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

Regrets are for losers, shit happens deal with it.

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

Girls are simple:

Yes means Yes,
and No means Yes,
and No means No,
and No means Maybe.
But maybe means Yes
and Maybe means No.

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

Humans will ruin a genuine connection just to experience lust.

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

Maturing is realizing some women can actually have guy friends that are like brothers to them (as long as it ain't my girl)

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

Don't know who needs to hear this... stop having sex with your colleagues.

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her"

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

Fuck a breakup have you ever met someone you had a brief connection with and then the universe was like oops sorry that wasn't supposed to happen.

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

@felumswago @montero_997 Boobple

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

I was gonna tell a joke about a girl who eats only plans but you've probably never heard of herbivore.

[ReggieGoneCrazy @maybehadess]

Instead of worrying how many bitches i got, try being the favorite one.