ᴀ ᴄᴜᴘ ᴏғ ᴄᴏғғᴇᴇ ☕

Not FBA, not Soulaan (shout out to them tho), not Black, Not African.
Just plain ole Tu'merican (IYKYK)
🪶🤘🏾🪶🤘🏾🪶

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

Pooh shiesty robbing Gucci .. recorded the whole crime and upped the Draco on guwop when he tried to walk away

[Mwaks @Realmwaks]

Payday without a girlfriend.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dragons are actually real, because why would the Chinese calendar consist entirely of real animals and then include one lone mythical creature?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Decolonize your mind. Water was never meant to be sold.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Why can't you sleep?"

Me every night:

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

how i disappear from peoples lives after being the best temporary person they’ll ever meet

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now.

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

Smartest thing you can do is let people think you’re stupid.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not go broke trying to play husband at a young age.

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

I don’t think yall realize that people with no support system gotta operate completely different than average people

[✩ @MayHashira]

Cutting off toxic people always makes me so happy like I feel so LIGHT!!!!!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Rich kids get capital. Middle class kids get “figure it out.” Poor kids get trauma and told it builds character. The starting line is not equal.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s just craży how some people work from a laptop and make $1,500+ a day, while others break their bodies for $20 an hour.

[Montana700 @THELASTDONN700]

Being broke should scare you more than being single.

[Vayla Singh @valarr_dohaeris]

She’ll let fuckboys choke her, spit on her, and treat her like a rag in her 20s.

Then at 28 she wants a “respectful gentleman” who opens doors and never raises his voice.

Same mouth that swallowed random loads now lectures you about “emotional maturity”.

The duality is insane.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

[Adekunbi🌹❤️ @Adhekunbi]

Nowadays it’s more expensive to be a boyfriend than a parent.

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

You want to teach people how to respect you? Cut them off.

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Women have funny ways of reminding you to focus on yourself

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

You ever notice people become nicer once they realize you’re detaching? 😂