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Created this so I could speak freely without consequence.

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@realDonaldTrump Are you high?

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Yet...@NASCAR

[Tom Winter @Tom_Winter]

NEW: The City of Boston announces that the 2020 Marathon has been postponed to Monday September 14th.

Separately, The Masters golf tournament has been postponed.

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@MW55 @NASCAR @amsupdates Are you high?

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@ApexOff *tweet of the week

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@realDonaldTrump is fucking moron.

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Donald Trump Blames Media Coverage Of Coronavirus For Dow Jones Drop https://t.co/xS5Gjdokvj

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@Angela__Ruch Girl WHAT!? no maam. This is as absurd of an explanation and attempt to deflect as the "blown tire" excuse and your spelling. Just stop. Sit down. PS. You think after that atrocious tweet your man should have his own twitter? You need a PR magician not another account.

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This whole Barstool/Utter thing is absolutely fucking ridiculous. Utter maybe should not have suggested it was a Barstool thing out of nowhere, however they do in fact do dumb shit all the time so...but the hate toward @jim_utter is just stupid. #getoverit

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

For the love of god UNMUTE THIS

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@Caissie @cmclymer I was fine...untill I looked and damn it now my eyeballs are bleeding.

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@DustinAlbino I'm sorry...what was that sir?

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Dear @NASCARONFOX booth. It has a bit of green flag feel because it is...green flag. You're welcome. #heretohelp

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I typically dont mind these "smaller budget" teams on track, but ffs stay out of the f****** way. Jesus. It's been road blocks in both series.

Am diggin this double header though. #NASCAR

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@MattDonnelly @yashar Not only did I purchase new pillows, I surveyed the friends to see which are the trogologytes that dont wash thier feet before bed.

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@KevinHamlin Heeeyy..thats not so bad. It's Vegas. Usually it feels like 6:22 and it's really 2am. #noclocks #nowindows

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I lived in Vegas for 8 months and I'm pretty sure it never rained once. Mother Nature is mad @NASCAR for some reason. 🤷‍♂️

[NASCAR O’Reilly Auto Parts @NASCAROReillyAP]

It's a double rainbow all the way.

So intense.

Whooooooooaaa.

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@DannyDeraney

[The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence]

Only NASCAR could bring rain to the Mojave desert

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Someone take that mic away from Michael Waltrip. Brandon Brown..it was Jones. ChorE-o-graphy. Good god man. That's a nasty case of the Trump-tongue. @NASCARONFOX #NASCAR #BoydGaming300