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part time disappointment

[jemima @maybejemima]

to quote hamlet, act iii, scene iii, line 87: "no"

[jemima @maybejemima]

thank fuck it’s friday because i just cracked my elbow with how hard i threw a middle finger at someone over the phone

[jemima @maybejemima]

@uhsparagus mostly shouting, from what i remember

[jemima @maybejemima]

@JoshVelvet too late. miss grimshaw got shot and arthur whispered his thanks to his fallen horse through a hail of bullets and he gave his hat to john and told him to live and then he died on the rock in the sun and i. am. still. not. over. it.

[jemima @maybejemima]

nbd just playing rdr2 for the umpteenth time and having a little pre-emptive cry having sent sadie and abigail into the sunset

[jemima @maybejemima]

@simelion Don’t tempt me into getting sucked back into that gd game

[jemima @maybejemima]

@YourWitchyAunt @simelion Let’s be honest we spend the first 40 minutes airing our issues before we even get started

[jemima @maybejemima]

@YourWitchyAunt @simelion For the first time it wasn’t Jess with the issues

[jemima @maybejemima]

@YourWitchyAunt

[jemima @maybejemima]

@Luhul15 my brain retains a lot of useless information, but remembering things? not something i’m familiar with

[Shaun @OhShaun]

An NHS Track and Trace app but it lets you know if you’ve been in contact with anyone that’s ever voted Conservative

[jemima @maybejemima]

i would expect nothing less. merry christmas everyone 🎄✨

[jemima @maybejemima]

@Luhul15 That’s because “have a nice day” is only ever said in place of fuck off, and anyone who says otherwise is a liar

[jemima @maybejemima]

@Luhul15 that looks like the perfect place for standing and staring into middle distance, melancholy and brooding, wrapped in a blanket, maybe plotting someone’s demise

[jemima @maybejemima]

@DianeKang distinctly remember a house party from my teens where a group of us left, got chinese food, and brought it back with us. everyone was jealous and none of us would share. IF YOU WANTED IT YOU WOULD HAVE COME WITH US

[jemima @maybejemima]

@Luhul15 i’ve never had anyone in any of my jobs/interviews bring up my (clearly visible forearm) tattoos. it’s just old people being boring. so do it