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Hockey, hiking, and probably too many pictures of my dogs. Old enough to remember phone bills with a fixed price per text.

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@spatc_evladm Happy birthday!

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@id0ntlikeem Sometimes I use voice to text for my first drafts

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@midaeros There’s plenty of real things we do that sound dumb, they don’t have to make new things up.

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@mbuckleydiaz 🤞 🤞🤞

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@sidneypony We were all fooled back then.

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@iodinekisses The idea of the locker room smelling like sushi and sweat. 🤢

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@moreitscider Congratulations!!!

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@sidmeowsby Yikes!!

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If you let Allisha Gray touch the ball, she’s scoring. She hit 9 field goals last game. She was directly responsible for 29% of Atlanta’s total points.

[aly ☆ @pupbrini]

BRO WHO GAVE REAVO THIS QUESTION😭😭

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@SAROSFTJOSI I hope you’re back to feeling 100% soon!

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@GenosDawgs Such pretty green eyes!

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@mxaether If Falcor was an especially adorable cat.

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@CrazySadAzn It’s so impressive how crisp and detailed your critters are! Their little uniforms are just so perfect

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

ANOTHER YEAR OF MALKAMANIA 🔥

[Tim the Mammoth 🦣 @lessabler4]

My twitter feed is completely filled with vulgar, angry, and demeaning comments about the Vegas Knights.

And my thumb is sore & bleeding from liking every fucking one of them.

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@mxaether Such big eyes!

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@sidgeno88 Listen, you’re nailing these but you’re still being way too kind with that team from NV. They’re significantly more boring than Toronto.

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@sidgeno88 It’s like someone suddenly tied his skates together

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@fagdykehockey I hope your cat is doing better this morning!