gary the snail

aspiring milf

[gary the snail @maybemaryannn]

@Wes_Saunders88 You're my least favorite person on the show and I pray for your downfall

[gary the snail @maybemaryannn]

demanding that I give your problems attention while I'm actively making end of life plans for my dog is definitely a decision.

[gary the snail @maybemaryannn]

mentally I'm prepared for spirit Halloween to reopen

[gary the snail @maybemaryannn]

I hate when I'm just living my life and my heart beats the shit out of my lungs and now I'm on the floor.

I'm allowed to make jokes about fainting because I do be doin it

[gary the snail @maybemaryannn]

I informed my best friend that I broke no contact with my ex and now I'm in trouble.

This hurts worse than the break up wtfff bro. Stop yelling at me.

[gary the snail @maybemaryannn]

Nobody's ever liked me ever, bitch why stop? who am I gonna offend the boogie man

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

"Are you single?
Bro I'm traumatized leave me alone.

[gary the snail @maybemaryannn]

@mrmikeMTL No I dissected a baby pig. I wish I dissected a frog 🫠

[gary the snail @maybemaryannn]

@upshine3

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

adhd is so embarrassing like i really gotta take meth to wash the dishes

[gary the snail @maybemaryannn]

ok I admit it I'm the person keeping Arby's in business.

[gary the snail @maybemaryannn]

when I block you and you text me from a fake number, is it love or is this where I die..? asking for me thx

[gary the snail @maybemaryannn]

I'm gonna let the little charade go on for a little longer. hope me getting hate makes you happy love 😊 your fans are NOT prepared for these receipts tho.

[gary the snail @maybemaryannn]

dating in cfl is so bad because why is your mom inviting me home with her 🤠

[gary the snail @maybemaryannn]

how you gonna talk nice to my face then destroy my landmark? I've been on this damn app for 10 minutes you're dirty as hell.

#mogo

[gary the snail @maybemaryannn]

2026 is bringing in blessings early this year 💖