Authoress.

Lover. Authoress. Theme Queen. Maker of Pretty Things. Doer of All Things.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

This is so crazy lmfaoooo.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

I need a NAP.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

Also ended up using this menu instead, liked this one WAY better.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

Just found this and the NAPKIN? I’m sorry but I am just so fucking cool, man. The things I come up with are so… lmfao. I’m SUCH a fan of myself 💀

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

Baby said she needed some TLC so I created L&L. I had the time of my life making it all. I wanna do this every day!

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

I need a record player. I got Renaissance for Christmas in 2023, still ain’t played it omg.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

I was gifted a perfume in 2019 that I HATED. I never threw away thought. Why it smell good now? (I know why, there is a scientific reason but still). This was confirmed by someone who can actually smell too just in case I was trippin lol. I have an old new perfume!

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

These people going to HELL!!!!!!!!!

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

I know the first 700 things I’m eating when I get to Chicago. I can prolly have 1 bite of whatever it is but IDC.

[COOLIO @cooliofressh]

Lmfao mannnnn people are so funny.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

Hoeloan…

[J Girl @juliethardt]

Idk… I might have to treat this Walmart makeup bag like y’all treat the Louis Vuitton one because this is too CUTE 😩✨

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

😭😭😭 This yo burner? @SweetMeatEnt

[Pum Pum Activist… @MartyaLaMode]

Having woman friends is just sometimes accepting that you have additional bad ass kids that you didn’t actually give birth to…

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

@ynob_e Thank you bby ☺️☺️☺️

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

That reminds me that I have 2 restaurant concepts. I don’t want to open a restaurant, I just like thinking of the fun stuff like theme, decor, menu design, item names etc. One is a karaoke bar and restaurant called R&Bistro. I’m so corny 😭

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

“You’re too young for this” SO YOU AGREE?

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

I HATE when the cardiologist be like “you have to get this under control or you’re gonna have heart failure” Hey so did you know that’s why I’m here? BITCH DO YOU KNOW I HAVEN’T HAD HAROLD’S IN MONTHS? I do everything these people tell me to do. Stop playin with me 😭

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

Damn. Now I want a pot roast soul roll fr. Omg please.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

@thebaddiegalore BUT ALSO, back to this… I have a theory that non dickers mostly date straights and they don’t want it OR they are late in life gays who end up being my hands are enough-ers/late bloomers who don’t have a lot of practice so they sked. One of the 3, I have did the research.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

@bratttybarbie Sorry, sister but check your texts cus I couldn’t hold it in lmao.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

(I just thought of 4 new pudding flavors lmfaooo)

[Yoshua. @Yoshthegreat]

@MaybeMaryEllen Wow. Thats nasty work.

Stole the whole flow bar for bar.